Questions, Some Frequently Asked

A few quick housekeeping items…

Q. Why did you misspell “first”?

A. I didn’t. My last name is Furst. Get it? I bet you feel foolish.

Q. What do you have to complain about?

A. In the pantheon of kvetching, not a whole lot. I have running water. I have a roof over my head. I have Obamacare (actually, I have insurance through my work, so I also have a job (as a lawyer. In D.C.. SHOCKING)). But life still sends it’s portion of absurdity my way, so here we are.

Q. Do you really have enough information to sustain an FAQ?

A. Clearly not. I feel a little silly, but I’ve committed to this trope, so…

Q. Who are you?

A. That’s a pretty personal question. Who are you?

Q. ┬áThis isn’t about me.

A. I think we’re done here.


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