A few quick housekeeping items…
Q. Why did you misspell “first”?
A. I didn’t. My last name is Furst. Get it? I bet you feel foolish.
Q. What do you have to complain about?
A. In the pantheon of kvetching, not a whole lot. I have running water. I have a roof over my head. I have Obamacare (actually, I have insurance through my work, so I also have a job (as a lawyer. In D.C.. SHOCKING)). But life still sends it’s portion of absurdity my way, so here we are.
Q. Do you really have enough information to sustain an FAQ?
A. Clearly not. I feel a little silly, but I’ve committed to this trope, so…
Q. Who are you?
A. That’s a pretty personal question. Who are you?
Q. This isn’t about me.
A. I think we’re done here.